{"id":2126,"date":"2017-08-07T13:36:23","date_gmt":"2017-08-07T16:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/?page_id=2126"},"modified":"2025-07-09T09:13:19","modified_gmt":"2025-07-09T12:13:19","slug":"artigos","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/artigos\/","title":{"rendered":"Textos"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" style=\"color: red;\"><strong>Literatura<\/strong><\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\r\n\r\n<div class=\"pt-cv-wrapper\"><div class=\"pt-cv-view pt-cv-grid pt-cv-colsys\" id=\"pt-cv-view-38320d7uvh\"><div data-id=\"pt-cv-page-1\" class=\"pt-cv-page\" data-cvc=\"2\"><div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/meu-vizinho-arnaldo\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Meu vizinho, Arnaldo<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Foi o porteiro quem me alertou do novo vizinho: - T\u00e1 morando do lado de celebridade agora\u2026 - S\u00e9rio? \u00c9 ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/meu-vizinho-arnaldo\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/adocao\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Ado\u00e7\u00e3o<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">- Onde voc\u00ea comprou esses gatos? - N\u00e3o comprei, adotei. - Ah, t\u00e1. - Porqu\u00ea? Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o gosta de gatos? ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/adocao\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/o-bolao\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >O Bol\u00e3o<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Como tudo que d\u00e1 errado, ou certo, essa hist\u00f3ria tamb\u00e9m come\u00e7ou de forma inocente. Nas quintas, uns tr\u00eas caras da ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/o-bolao\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/um-verdadeiro-heroi-brasileiro\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Um verdadeiro her\u00f3i brasileiro<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">No in\u00edcio dos anos 40, meu pai tinha seus 20 e poucos anos e era um sujeito meio prom\u00edscuo. Tinha, ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/um-verdadeiro-heroi-brasileiro\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/o-sofa-o-cama\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >O sof\u00e1, o cama<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">A cama n\u00e3o era t\u00e3o grande, mas tomava praticamente todo o quarto. Entre a janela e a porta restava um ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/o-sofa-o-cama\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/a-biblioteca\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >A Biblioteca<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Antes aqui n\u00e3o tinha nada. Agora tem tudo. Mas, pensando bem, isso tudo j\u00e1 existia antes, s\u00f3 nos faltava o ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/a-biblioteca\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/sono\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Sono<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Duas semanas ap\u00f3s a mudan\u00e7a, o s\u00edndico bateu na porta do casal de novos moradores. Trouxe um v\u00eddeo mostrando o ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/sono\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/extincao\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Extin\u00e7\u00e3o<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Naquele \u00faltimo domingo todo mundo acordou cedo. Era um dia frio, frio mesmo, no mundo todo. E n\u00e3o choveu. Em ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/extincao\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/infiltracao\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Infiltra\u00e7\u00e3o<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Antes de invadir um novo territ\u00f3rio, \u00e9 preciso espion\u00e1-lo; entrar nele como um fantasma que n\u00e3o vai mais voltar. Comece ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/infiltracao\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/lembra\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Lembra?<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Voc\u00ea se lembra? Lembra quando acord\u00e1vamos nos domingos de manh\u00e3 na casa de pessoas estranhas ap\u00f3s horas de bebedeira e ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/lembra\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u00a0<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" style=\"color: red;\"><strong>Ensaios<\/strong><\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\r\n\r\n<div class=\"pt-cv-wrapper\"><div class=\"pt-cv-view pt-cv-grid pt-cv-colsys\" id=\"pt-cv-view-c4cdf36i5h\"><div data-id=\"pt-cv-page-1\" class=\"pt-cv-page\" data-cvc=\"2\"><div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/a-vassoura-atras-da-porta\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >A vassoura atr\u00e1s da porta<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Receber \u00e9 uma arte. Expulsar tamb\u00e9m. E nisso meu pai era um mestre; na segunda arte, quero dizer. Quando as ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/a-vassoura-atras-da-porta\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/nao-e-voce-sou-eu-o-comunista\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >N\u00e3o \u00e9 voc\u00ea; sou eu, o comunista<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Era batata. Sempre entre a quinta e a sexta cerveja, o esp\u00edrito liberal na economia e conservador nos costumes, que ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/nao-e-voce-sou-eu-o-comunista\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/a-ultima-pizza-carioca\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >A \u00faltima pizza carioca<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">O que o paulista(no) n\u00e3o entende \u00e9 que a pizza carioca precisa ser ruim. E, por isso, ela \u00e9 boa ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/a-ultima-pizza-carioca\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/como-eu-larguei-o-futebol-e-voce-tambem-pode-mas-nao-precisa\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Como eu larguei o futebol (e voc\u00ea tamb\u00e9m pode, mas n\u00e3o precisa)<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Ol\u00e1, meu nome \u00e9 Lisandro Gaertner e eu j\u00e1 torci pra time de futebol. S\u00e9rio. Quem j\u00e1 me viu nos ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/como-eu-larguei-o-futebol-e-voce-tambem-pode-mas-nao-precisa\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/007-licenca-para-matar-e-para-morrer\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >007, Licen\u00e7a para matar, Licen\u00e7a para morrer<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Uma das coisas que sempre me incomodou na franquia do James Bond foi a licen\u00e7a para matar. Na minha cabe\u00e7a ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/007-licenca-para-matar-e-para-morrer\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/por-que-precisamos-acabar-com-roberto-carlos\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Por que precisamos acabar com Roberto Carlos<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Nesse per\u00edodo natalino, \u00e9 s\u00f3 ligar a televis\u00e3o para esbarrarmos com a onipresen\u00e7a de Roberto Carlos. Quando n\u00e3o temos a ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/por-que-precisamos-acabar-com-roberto-carlos\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/cada-um-tem-a-meritocracia-que-merece-ou-aceita\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Cada um tem a meritocracia que merece (ou aceita)<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Meritocracia \u00e9 uma daquelas palavras engra\u00e7adas que, livres de julgamento moral,\u00a0v\u00e3o adquirindo um car\u00e1ter positivo ou negativo com o seu ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/cada-um-tem-a-meritocracia-que-merece-ou-aceita\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/os-livros-que-me-fizeram-mal-na-infancia\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Os livros que me fizeram mal na inf\u00e2ncia<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Um dos rituais que mais me agrada no in\u00edcio do ano \u00e9 a limpeza das estantes. Confiando na velha m\u00e1xima ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/os-livros-que-me-fizeram-mal-na-infancia\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" style=\"color: red;\"><strong>Poesia<\/strong><\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\r\n\r\n<div class=\"pt-cv-wrapper\"><div class=\"pt-cv-view pt-cv-grid pt-cv-colsys\" id=\"pt-cv-view-58857e4e95\"><div data-id=\"pt-cv-page-1\" class=\"pt-cv-page\" data-cvc=\"2\"><div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/os-fantasmas-da-sala\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Os fantasmas da sala<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Entrei jovem escondido Minha m\u00e3e n\u00e3o podia nem sonhar que tinha ido l\u00e1 Fui recebido por uma senhora idosa aparentemente ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/os-fantasmas-da-sala\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/como-ser-grande\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >Como ser grande<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Se vejo uma nuvem devo voar Se vejo uma tela devo pintar Se vejo uma hist\u00f3ria devo contar Se vejo ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/como-ser-grande\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/ai-de-ti-copacabana-versao-bicentenario-da-independencia\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >AI DE TI, Copacabana &#8211; vers\u00e3o bicenten\u00e1rio da Independ\u00eancia<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">Desculpa, Rubem Braga. 1. AI DE TI, Copacabana, porque j\u00e1 deixaste claro que nem ligou que passou teu dia, e, ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/ai-de-ti-copacabana-versao-bicentenario-da-independencia\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"col-md-6 col-sm-6 col-xs-12 pt-cv-content-item pt-cv-1-col\" ><div class='pt-cv-ifield'><h4 class=\"pt-cv-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/o-quinto-pe\/\" class=\"_self\" target=\"_self\" >O quinto p\u00e9<\/a><\/h4>\n<div class=\"pt-cv-content\">\u00daltimo p\u00eanalti da grande final. Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o pode vacilar Habilidade voc\u00ea tem, mas p\u00eanalti tamb\u00e9m \u00e9 sorte, e \u00e9 dela ...<br \/><div class=\"pt-cv-rmwrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/o-quinto-pe\/\" class=\"_self pt-cv-readmore btn btn-success\" target=\"_self\">Leia Mais<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/?page_id=8475&amp;preview=true\"><strong>Clique aqui para ler todos os textos.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Literatura \u00a0 Ensaios &nbsp; Poesia Clique aqui para ler todos os textos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2126","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2126"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10282,"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2126\/revisions\/10282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}