{"id":7991,"date":"2023-06-05T07:06:14","date_gmt":"2023-06-05T10:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/?p=7991"},"modified":"2023-06-05T08:06:41","modified_gmt":"2023-06-05T11:06:41","slug":"emtorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/emtorce\/","title":{"rendered":"(Em)torce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As suas articula\u00e7\u00f5es s\u00e3o frouxas.<br \/>\nPor isso,<br \/>\nvoc\u00ea enverga,<br \/>\nmas n\u00e3o se quebra.<br \/>\nEnt\u00e3o, torce e<br \/>\nse entorse.<br \/>\nE como se en-<br \/>\ntorse.<\/p>\n<p><em>D\u00e1 pra melhorar?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Melhorar? N\u00e3o muito.<br \/>\nVoc\u00ea pode:<br \/>\nperder peso,<br \/>\nparar de beber,<br \/>\nparar de fumar;<br \/>\nmeditar,<br \/>\nfazer esporte,<br \/>\nmuscula-<br \/>\n\u00e7\u00e3o;<br \/>\nrezar pela paz mundi-<br \/>\nal,<br \/>\nter f\u00e9 no futuro,<br \/>\ne at\u00e9 alimentar<br \/>\num otimismo<br \/>\ncompletamente ir-<br \/>\nreal<br \/>\nna vida.<\/p>\n<p><em>E a\u00ed? N\u00e3o torce?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Torce, mas entorse menos.<br \/>\nA gente vive<br \/>\nmelhor<br \/>\ne torce pra que n\u00e3o se en-<br \/>\ntorse.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ent\u00e3o. s\u00f3 resta torcer<\/em><br \/>\n<em>pra n\u00e3o torcer?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>S\u00f3.<br \/>\nO melhor rem\u00e9dio \u00e9 mesmo<br \/>\ntorcer<br \/>\npra voc\u00ea n\u00e3o<br \/>\ntorcer.<\/p>\n<p><em>Se \u00e9 o que d\u00e1 pra torcer&#8230;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>fazer o qu\u00ea?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>N\u00e3o torcer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As suas articula\u00e7\u00f5es s\u00e3o frouxas. Por isso, voc\u00ea enverga, mas n\u00e3o se quebra. Ent\u00e3o, torce e se entorse. E como se en- torse. D\u00e1 pra melhorar? Melhorar? N\u00e3o muito. Voc\u00ea pode: perder peso, parar de beber, parar de fumar; meditar, fazer esporte, muscula- \u00e7\u00e3o; rezar pela paz mundi- al, ter f\u00e9 no futuro, e at\u00e9 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[207],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poesia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7991"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7996,"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7991\/revisions\/7996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisandrogaertner.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}